1  The aforementioned Hunter S. Thompson (not to be mistaken for the gonzo journalist of the same name) became a bartender after the second collapse of the information industry in ‘03. The poisoned drink he famously served President-elect Toke demonstrates the fourth principle of the new age: that a particularly unimportant person may, by chance or intention, affect the life of a particularly important one. Thompson worked at the same bar (“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”) 'til his state-mandated execution in November of ‘06.


Kayne Belul