Ars Poetica as Youtube Shorts
With Stolen Lines from “America” by Allen Ginsberg
“House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide,”
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Nooo, don’t turn 18, you’re sooo sexy
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I am pibble wash my belly
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Santa Claus is coming to town- do not come to my town
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Pure Patriot!
Snapadoo my chuckly-
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I fantasize about sending you to a store. I fantasize about you coming back from the store. I fantasize about unloading the items you bought at the store. I fantasize about leaving one snackable item that you bought at the store on the counter. I fantasize about folding the bags that you received at the store into one another. I fantasize about picking up the snackable item that you bought at the store that I left on the counter and feeding it to you and feeding it to myself. I fantasize about our agreement that the snackable item that you bought at the store that I left on the counter is “pretty okay!” I fantasize about repackaging the snackable item that you bought at the store that I left on the counter that we agreed was “pretty okay!” and handing it to you to place into the cabinet. I fantasize about your hand placing. I fantasize about your arm reaching. I fantasize about your eyes squinting. I fantasize about your head tilting. I fantasize about glassware clinking. I fantasize about jars pressed up against one another. I fantasize about water settling into a drain. I fantasize about wind blowing doors open.
I fantasize about this.
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Here’s a series of photos of the president grinding his teeth at a 15 year old-
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ASMR: you haven’t slept in 12 years, what AI dessert bed are you choosing?
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Good evening, your honor. Once again, Zosia Mosur on behalf of Haley Fromholz-
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You think you fell out of a coconut tree?? You exist in the context of
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I want my toenails to be surgically prevented from growing into my flesh,
made to look all mangled like my father’s.— I want ta eat so many almond products
that I can serve as one of those bomb-sniffing K-9s, but for people with almond allergies.
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When I was seven, I watched my grandma cannibalize my grandpa- and I brought the sour patch kids!
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“when I was seven momma took me to a Communist Cell meeting they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy.”
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I was shot five times in the back of the cab
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It hit me
this delayed response. I was trained
for praise, not resentment. But now
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I want ta stuff my virginity into an envelope that hides behind an ornate and poorly balanced wooden frame showcasing stamps of The (supposedly) Dead Queen, whom I am secretly patriotic towards.—
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2025 is just 2016 rebranded, I’m gonna tell you why-
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I want ta vocally dispute all supposed deaths of every celebrity whose death has supposedly occurred until a CIA agent head-nods me in the direction of the disguised hotel where every supposedly dead celebrity is very much alive and keeping one another company
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Vote yes: save your democracy.
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Vote no: save your democracy.
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You, master of war, destroyer of worlds, you are so-
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I am people. I am being people. I am watching people. I am watching people people. I am people talking people. I am people starving people.. I am people tired. I am people frightened. I am people starved. I am people full. I am people pregnant. I am people sick. I am people angry. I am people. I am people. I am people -
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The trance of 6-7 is an Illuminati scheme
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“Are you going to let your emotional life be run by time magazine? I’m obsessed by time magazine, I read it every week. Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candy store. I read it in the basement of the berkeley public library, its always tellin’ me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
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Here are the Ivy League schools you can get into with a 3.7 GPA.
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This student had a perfect SAT, a perfect GPA, a seriously symmetrical face and HE DIDN’T GET IN ANYWHERE.
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Who do you think you are?
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You’ve been scrolling for quite a while now, maybe it's time to slow down and take a break?
— Zosia Mosur