It Sucks To Be a Worm
Have you ever had someone walk all over your ceiling
To have dirt and pebbles rain down all around
I would hope not for it is quite a bad feeling
But this is what you get when you live underground
Truly, it sucks to be a worm
And these humans they hate us for no real reason
They poison our dirt
when their fruit is in season
Now my digestive tract is starting to hurt
Truly, it sucks to be a worm
They put us and our dirt into great big bins
They give us old food till we live out our terms
My life has been smelly and cramped ever since
— Tanner Guiglotto