THE BAKERY

(At rise.)

THE BAKER
Ah. Finally.

THE BREAD THIEF
This is a bakery.                                                                                                                                                             enter
Where’s the dough?

THE BAKER
It needs to cool.

THE BREAD THIEF
You’re not open?

THE BAKER
Not quite. Sorry.

THE BREAD THIEF
Sorry?

THE BAKER
It’s no problem.

THE BREAD THIEF
Heh. When do you open?

THE BAKER
7:30 weekdays. 9:00 weekends.

THE BREAD THIEF
What day of the week is it?

THE BAKER
Sunday.

THE BREAD THIEF
Should I wait?

THE BAKER
~Thou shalt not~
 

By Kayne Belul